Discover amazing fun facts and enjoy light-hearted jokes!
ЁЯУШYoung Bhaskar
Teacher: I hope youтАЩre ready for the surprise test!
Student: Of course, maтАЩam!
Teacher: Really? You studied everything?
Student: No, but IтАЩm ready to be surprised!
Dad: What would you like for your birthday?
Son: A dog!
Dad: But you already have a dog!
Son: Yes, but I want one that listens to me!
Dad: Then I want a new son!
Mahi: Why are you shouting at the television?
Sid: Our team is winning!
Mahi: Can they hear you?
Sid: No, but the neighbours can. They're supporting the other team!
Librarian: You returned this book two weeks late!
Boy: Sorry, I was reading it.
Librarian: ItтАЩs a book about time management!
Boy: I know. I just haven't reached the chapter on deadlines yet.
Teacher: Class, what is the plural of "mouse"?
Student: Mice, MaтАЩam!
Teacher: Correct! Now, what is the plural of "house"?
Student: Hice, MaтАЩam!
Father: WhatтАЩs the best way to catch a squirrel?
Son: Easy, Dad! Just climb a tree and act like a nut!
Teacher: If you had 10 mangoes and I took away 3, how many would you have left?
Student: Ten, Ma'am. Because I wouldn't let you take my mangoes!
Sanya: Meera, what did the ocean say to the beach?
Meera: What?
Sanya: Nothing, it just waved!
A man had 8 hairs on his head. He went to a barbershop.
Barber- Shall I cut or count?
The man smiled and said- Colour it! Life is to enjoy whatever you have.
Friend- Just remember to stay positive!
Later at the job interview...
Boss- My cat died this morning.
Friend- I am glad he died.
The friend was fired from the room.